Critics lasso and hogtie Broadway's `Urban Cowboy' musical

"It's possible to be bland and vulgar at the same time," wrote New York Times critic Ben Brantley, adding that Urban Cowboy "makes you long for the quiet good taste of shows like The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas."

So...how many years has it been that Broadway totally sucks now? Ten? Twenty? I forget...

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