Make Fun of the Cheneys Day

I understand that today is Make Fun of the Cheneys Day. It seems that the parody site, WHITEHOUSE.ORG, has been sent a cease and desist letter from the Vice President's lawyer. This is all according to Eschaton (and Tom Tomorrow). Anyway, I'm going to participate.

However...

Dick and Lynne just aren't that funny. But I'll try:

How many Lynne Cheneys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and one to denounce the intellectuals.

Here's another one:

Dick Cheney.

Heh. Get it? "Dick." Hee hee.

Tom Tomorrow's gag is much funnier.

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