Sunday, May 11, 2003

CLEVER LIMEYS
Fox News Could Be Booted from Britain


In England, the Independent Television Commission mandates that all television networks follow a standard of "due impartiality." Distributed throughout the U.K. via the Sky Digital satellite service (which, like FNC is owned by Rupert Murdoch), FNC has been the subject of numerous complaints from subscribers troubled by its biased stances.

So does that mean that big butthole Bill O'Reilly will be pushing for "freedom muffins" instead of English muffins? Should we put a little "freedom" on the cue ball instead of "english?" Ban that unAmerican bastard bard, Shakespeare? THE REDCOATS ARE COMING! THE REDCOATS ARE COMING! Click here.

Thanks to my buddy, Michael, for the link.

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