PAT ROBERTSON'S
WEIRD WACKY WORLD
OF FUNDAMENTALISM

God's Wrath

So, are all the new and weird global weather patterns we've been experiencing lately the result of global warming? Hell, no! Not for Robertson's Christian Broadcasting Network "news" division. They think the more reasonable explanation is that God is angry about the "Road Map" to peace in Israel:

Since its modern establishment, the state of Israel has been a hotbed of controversy. Jews and Palestinians have long battled over who should rightfully inhabit the land of Israel, a land promised to the Jews 4,000 years ago. In the Bible, the book of Genesis details the covenant God made with the descendants of Abraham.

"On that day, the Lord made a covenant with Abram, saying, 'to your descendants I have given this land, from the river of Egypt to the great river, the river of Euphrates.'" - Genesis 15:18.

And

On April 30, 2003, America was positioned as the catalyst to jump-start the so-called "solution" to the Middle East crisis. As U.S.-backed Palestinian Prime Minister Mahmoud Abbas was sworn in, the "Road Map" peace plan was set in motion.

The very next day began the worst month of tornadoes in American history, more than 500 in a single month. Normally, 1,000 tornadoes hit the United States each year, but this year, in just eight days in May, 375 twisters ripped across the heartland of America.

What a bunch of total loons!

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Wait a minute...isn't the Euphrates in Iraq? Does this mean that, at some point in the future, radical Zionists and Christian fundamentalists will be demanding a Greater Israel that extends from the middle of Egypt to the middle of Iraq? I mean, that's what the Bible says, right?

Damned crazy fundamentalists...

also

From the Dean of Men at Pat Robertson's Liberty University:
Dress Code - "The Liberty Way"

You may wear casual or athletic clothes and sneakers after 4:30 pm in academic buildings except classes. You must be in class dress for class even if it is scheduled after 4:30 pm. You may wear casual or athletic clothes and sneakers to the dining hall, however you may not wear shorts or sweats at anytime in any building other than dorm rooms or athletic facilities.

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Thanks to FARK for the links.

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