FROM THE REAL ART SPORTS DESK
TEXANS BEWARE: AGGIE
ARROGANCE RETURNING SOON

From the Houston Chronicle:

A day after upsetting previously undefeated Missouri 25-19 at Kyle Field, the Texas A&M Aggies were rewarded Sunday with appearances in the Associated Press and ESPN/USA Today Top 25 polls.

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You know, it's been nice these last few years. Aggies everywhere knew their football team sucked and so they kept their damned mouths shut. None of that stupid "t.u." shit. Now this. All they did was beat a greatly over rated Missouri team by a couple of field goals, but if the Aggies are true to form, and they most definitely always are, they're going to start believing that they can win the frickin' national championship. Seriously. I know how these people think. If they're not getting it on with sheep and cows, they're drooling over their football team--when their team isn't worth drooling about, however, they just get it on with more sheep and cows. But, whoa, they're number 23 now! Put that sheep down and come over here right now and start making fun of UT! I mean "t.u."

Look out home state: the Aggie-dicks are back.

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