TOM DELAY'S GOING TO HAVE A BLOG!

From US News and World Report courtesy of AlterNet:

Tom DeLay's back, this time on the Internet. Friends tell us that the powerful former House majority leader, dubbed the "Hammer" for his tough persuasion tactics, this week unveils TomDeLay.com, where he'll blog—DeLay's Daily—on newsy issues and build a coalition he's calling Grassroots, Action, and Information Network.

Click here for the rest--it's not much more, just a blurb actually, but go there if you must.

Oooooohhhhh. I'm licking my lips right now. DeLay might have been great at twisting arms and funneling illicit cash to and from crooked cronies, but he generally did all that behind the scenes. As far as I could tell, whenever he actually waded into the rhetorical fray he tended to be about as nuanced as his "Hammer" nickname might suggest. That is, taking down Tom's blog posts ought to be about as easy and fun as shooting fish in a barrel. Or Dick Cheney's buddies in the face, take your pick. Nothing like tearing apart an asshole retard. Maybe I'll make a weekly feature out of it, "Taking Down Tom" or something along those lines.

He hasn't made any posts yet, but the page is up already. Click here for some goooood blog trash. Heh. I can't wait. I really do need a whipping boy these days and the deposed Lizard King is just perfect for the role.

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