Monday, September 29, 2014

West Texas Sheriff says 'Muslim clothing', 'Quran books' found near border

From the Midland Reporter-Telegram via the Houston Chronicle:

Midland County Sheriff Gary Painter was back on national television Monday morning, making another warning to Islamic State of Iraq and Syria members who may be entering the U.S. from Mexico.

Painter, interviewed by Fox News' Elizabeth Hasselbeck, reiterated the warning he first said on CNN on Sept. 5, saying ISIS will be sent "to hell" if they show up. He also referenced again the report he received a few weeks ago that warned of ISIS activity in the Ciudad Juarez, Mexico, area.

More here.

OMG!!! ISIS is coming!!! Head for the hills!!!

Either that or Texas has its own Arpaio nut-sheriff. One of those two.  I mean, everybody knows that ISIS advertises their presence by leaving behind Muslim clothing and Koran books. It's a terror-effect.

But seriously, this is but one from what seems an endless list of examples of conservatives living in their own weird, but fake, reality.  ISIS is a regional military force geared toward taking territory.  To the best of my knowledge, they have not opened up an Al Qaeda style global terror network.  Sure, they're pretty terrifying, chopping off people's heads and such, but they're local, with "local" meaning "in the Middle East."

Right-wing nuts miss the early days after 9/11 so much that they're jumping at shadows.  Stupid fuckers.