Tuesday, April 01, 2003

i want to be embedded with lynne cheney

• I'd learn that her euphemism for urinating is "Pissazzing."

• I'd learn that she is driven by a deep hate of innocent little woodland creatures.

• I'd learn that when she eats Asian food she likes to talk in a comical Chinese accent.

• I'd learn that she believes in fostering independence and cultivating self-respect in rich, white kids.

• I'd learn that her pet name for Ari Fleischer is "Bitch Cakes."


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