Haggard now "completely heterosexual"

From the AP via Yahoo courtesy of AlterNet:

One of four ministers who oversaw three weeks of intensive counseling for the Rev. Ted Haggard said the disgraced minister emerged convinced that he is "completely heterosexual."

Haggard also said his sexual contact with men was limited to the former male prostitute who came forward with sexual allegations, the Rev. Tim Ralph of Larkspur told The Denver Post for a story in Tuesday's edition.

"He is completely heterosexual," Ralph said. "That is something he discovered. It was the acting-out situations where things took place. It wasn't a constant thing."

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Wow. I'm impressed. And in only three weeks. Man, I've been trying for years to get over my belly button fetish, but to no avail. It continues to cause big problems for me to this day. Especially in the acting-out situations. Maybe I should give these ministers a call or something. I mean, I have no idea why belly buttons drive me wild, and I've always thought I was born that way, but maybe I chose it subconsciously, or maybe it has something to do with relating to my father. Damned belly buttons. I love them. I hate them. I hate myself.

Pass the meth. Let's get high and look at Britney Spears pictures.



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