ZELL MILLER: DEMOCRAT SENATOR WHO
GAVE THE KEYNOTE SPEECH AT THE RNC

I just don't understand this guy. So, instead of trying to explain him, here's some fun courtesy of Eschaton.

First, it's nice to note that I'm not the only one who saw the dark side of the Force at work in Miller's conversion. From BuzzFlash, a photographic news analysis:

Is Zell Miller the Evil Emperor from Star Wars?

When we saw this picture of Zell Miller giving his invective at the RNC, we knew it reminded us of someone. We just couldn't place it until we realized it was the hate in Zell's eyes, his skin and the way it looks like that hate is eating his soul.

Then we remembered: he reminded us of the evil Emperor Palpatine from Star Wars.

Click here to see the pics.

And from American Idle, this photographic news analysis:

Dixiecrat goes nutzoid!

Republican delegates were stunned and slightly amused last night when Dixiecrat Zell Miller's frenzied and exasperating speech culminated in him grabbing John Kerry's disembodied head, ripping the back of its skull off with his dentures and eating his brains. Gray matter and chunks of old-man spittle covered the first three rows of delegates, who were holding up a plastic tarp as if they were at a Gallagher show. Miller was then led off stage by thunderous applause, having caught the scent of Mary Cheney in the Vice President's skybox.

Click here for the gruesome evidence.

And from AMERICAblog, a transcript from MSNBC's Hardball that shows just how weird Miller's become:

WILD-EYED Zell Miller LOSES CONTROL on
Chris Matthews, threatens him, tells him to shut up

You really need to read this ENTIRE interview with Miller. He's insane. This snippet, as long and as horrible as it is, does NOT do justice to how totally flipped out, uncontrollably wild this jerk was on Matthews' show. Read the entire thing, then share it with lots of friends.

A snippet of the transcript is below, and a link to the entire transcript. And if you go here and scroll down, you'll see a picture of Miller debating Matthews on TV, click the picture to see the actual video of the show - especially take note of the following portions of the recording:

* Zell starts going nuts here: 2:18 (i.e., 2 minutes 18 seconds)

* Zell TOTALLY FLIPS OUT here: 6:41

Click here for frothing at the mouth.

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